"You know Halloween is fast approaching. The day when parents encourage little boys to dress like little girls and little girls to dress like whores, then go door to door browbeating hard working Americans into giving them free food. Well, you know what, Western Ohio...we lost the true meaning of Halloween - fear. Halloween is that magical day of the year, when a child is told their grandmother is a demon, who's been feeding them rat-casserole with a crunchy garnish of their own scabs. Children must know fear. Without it, they won't know how to behave. They'll try frenching grizzlybears or consider living in Florida. So moms, skip trick or treating this year and instead sit your little toddler down and explain that daddy is a hungry zombie and before he went out to sharpen his pitchfork he whispered to mummy that you look delicious. And that's how Sue C's it."

—Sue Sylvester, Rocky Horror Glee Show