Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I have a feeling the two ppl that will be beside me are going to make a mistake, the likes of which have not been seen since the Mexicans sold Manhattan to George Washington for an upskirt photo of Betsy Ross.

Those two may be two of the 4 stupidest ppl I have ever encountered- and thats saying something. I once taught in a chemistry seminar to Sarah Palin.

One of them has a breath that stinks with mediocrity and the other has hair that looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou. Also I can't trust that latter guy coz of his curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and it disgust me. He should go cut all of it off so I can donate it to the victims of Hurricane Katrina so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer. It will be of better use there.

What if I were to innocently murder them? I'll still have to go to trail and I'd probably get off for justifiable homicide. All I want is a day that I'm not visually assulted by their faces. I have spent large segment of the day picturing them choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I shoved their faces into one of those pink inflamed monkey butts.

They may soon be adding revenge to the long list of things they're not good at, right next to making genuine friends or leading a bunch of teenagers from JC, and finding a hairstyle that doesn't make him look like a lesbian.

GOD ! It feels good to finally pop those zits !!

Cloud~Keep Floating On~

Cloud blogged at 12:41 PM